An actress who asked that her name not be mentioned, has told this reporter that her ex-husband, Jon, the scumbag, ate bird shit.
"I actually saw him do it and it made me gag", stated the unknown actress who will continue a TV show about eight kids, similar to the old TV hit, "Eight Is Enough".
"How can you kiss and make love with someone who you have plainly eaten bird shit?" the attractive actress asked. "Plus, you don't just have to take my word for it. Ask my friend Judy and the lifeguard at the beach at Oceanside. They will back me up on this."
Although this would be nothing to a hard rock group, probably improve their sales, it came as a shock to those fans of this "Jon" that he would actually eat bird shit.
"I don't want to see him on any show", stated one former fan. "I think I've been on the wrong side of this thing all along."
"Ohhh, I didn't like him before ", stated her friend. "We used to argue about that. I told her he was creepy."
Finally, I was allowed to see this "Jon" person and so I asked him right to his face: "Jon, did you actually eat bird shit?"
"Yes I did."
"Several of us were at the beach a couple years ago and I was eating ice cream and it was hot so it melted. There was this white stuff I saw on my wrist so I thought it was ice cream and licked it off."
"It was bird shit."