Jon Gosselin Says He Will Never Ever Do Another Reality Show

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 October 2009

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Jon Gosselin says that since his breakup with Kate he has gone from smoking one pack of cigarettes a day to seven.

PITTSBURGH - Jon Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as a guest of the annual Feinz Ketchup Stockholders Convention.

He was asked if he was still going to be doing his TLC reality show. Jon rolled his eyes and said that he was so fed up with Kate, and Rush Limbaugh, and Nancy Grace that he vowed that he will never do another reality show again.

Jon noted that he had been offered several reality shows. The Fox Network offered him to star in The Cradle-Robbing World of Jon Gosselin.

HBO wanted him to appear in Jon Gosselin - Have Dong Will Travel. And CBS said that they wanted to put him in a sit-com with Tatiana Del Toro called WTF.

Jon was asked what he regrets the most about no longer doing the TLC reality show. He said that the answer was very simple. He missed the fact that TLC paid him and Kate $75,000 per episode.

He also said that the network paid for the monthly house payment, the food bill, the diaper bill, Kate's cosmetic bill, his cigarette bill, and even his beer bill.

Jon said that the only thing that he had to pay for was condoms.

When asked who his 'girlfriend of the week' is this week, he just grinned and said that he has decided to stay away from the ladies for a while.

He was asked how long a while is and he answered that it would probably be about two or three days.

The marital magazine, Wedded Couples Illustrated has just named Jon and Kate Gosselin as recipients of their 2009 Stupidest Married Couple of The Year Award.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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