Written by P.M. Wortham

Tuesday, 3 November 2009

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Grace, before the bleached blonde helmet.

Following what some reporters and television analysts were calling a "bludgeoning" on the Nancy Grace show, former guest of the show, Jon Gosselin, is now apparently dating the type-A, cable news queen.

Famous for her ferocious interview tactics and inability to change the subject or her mind on any given topic, the helmet-haired Grace had systematically devoured Gosselin and his lawyer on her show early in October. The apparent dislike for her guest however, was just for the benefit of the cameras as reported by a Grace insider, Wanda Dumee. "Despite her grizzled and abrasive exterior, Nancy is really a childlike, innocent sweetheart that just wants to be loved", Dumee says.

This makes the boyfriend choice of Gosselin all the more interesting and controversial. Tony Bellows, a former friend to Gosselin wonders the same thing. "I doubt she is anything but the bull we see on TV. I mean, who really demands to be on top?" Bellows asked. "Between those two you have to wonder who wears the pants, or the strap-on for that matter."

Hitting the streets for comments from the general public, neither gender could see the logic in the union or the mutual attraction for that matter. Most women provided comments on Jon Gosselin including, "Yuck", "Ew", and a general gagging sound. The best male comment regarding any attraction to Grace was, "Not even with someone else's dick".

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