BOSTON - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 was in town as the special guest of the Annual Boston Baked Bean Convention.
She was asked how she is coping with all of the marital strife that her and her Korean husband Jon are presently going through.
Kate smiled and said that it has been very difficult. She said that she regrets not listening to her mother's advice when she first told her that she was dating a Korean boy.
When asked what her mother told her, Kate said that she had advised her that Koreans have a bad temper and that she had pointed out Foofer Yang, Shin Duck "The Rice Bastard" Kwan, and Kim Jong Il as three excellent examples.
Kate says she told her mother that Jon was different. Her mother said yeah, just like Hitler was different, and Mussolini, and Hirohito, and Kurschev, and Clay Aiken.
A reporter for USA Today asked Kate why, at the age of 35, had she decided to do her second nude layout in the highly popular men's magazine PlayMister.
Kate took a sip from her Kamikaze Cocktail, crossed her fabulous-looking legs, revealing an expansive amount of gorgeously flawless-thigh and said that it was because she wanted to try and get back some of her self-esteem, self-worth, and self-service.
She grinned and said that the unbelievably huge amount of money, which PlayMister was paying her also had a lot to do with her decision.
The mother of eight was asked how much money she was receiving for her nude photo shoot and PlayMister layout. Kate replied that she would rather not say.
When pressed two more times she finally commented that if the reporter really wanted to know the amount that bad that maybe he should call talk show host Larry King and ask him, since Larry knows everything about everybody.
The reporter called and he was told by Larry King that Mrs. Gosselin had agreed to do the nude layout for $1.4 million.
Larry added that PlayMister had also thrown in a 2009 Kia Spectre, a John Deere Riding Mower, and a state-of-the art $700 Senor Singapore Sling Six-Speed Selective Vibrator.
Mrs. Gosselin was asked if Mr. King was correct. Kate blushed and said that yes, the little old Jewish guy was right on the money as usual.
Kate Gosselin was then asked if she was seeing anyone in particular. She blushed and said that she was occasionally seeing a certain Senor S.
Entertainment Tonight recently reported that since announcing her divorce from Jon, Kate has had 2,103 marriage proposals, including 1,989 from males.