What the F**k or Walsh strikes again !

Funny story written by Ulver

Sunday, 15 November 2009

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A load of the balls spoken by Walsh tonight !

Men with massive hair and the 1975 Harlem Globetrotters' team are in uproar tonight after Titanic haired crooner Jamie Afro was booted off the Fix Factor.

Jamie Afro a Pub-Rocker and a self-confessed fan of Head and Shoulders lost out to sheep-bothering blonde "bombshell" Lloyd the Steam, after the inconceivable abortions John and Edward survived yet again.

Walsh fixed things by saving his little bum-boy Lloyd who he hopes will feature in his next steam-room rub down with the terrible twins, and announced his intentions before he even had the opportunity to listen to the songs.

Walsh known for thinking with his cock, expecially when it comes to young men was unavailable for comment tonight but it was really satisfying to see Cowell have that shit-eating grin wiped off his face and to watch his tactics from last week come back to bite him on the arse.

Jamie wasn't that bothered however since he has apparently been offered a lucrative contract working in retro 70s porn.

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