Letterman's Wife Tells Him To "Hit The Road With Your Bimbos"

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Saturday, 14 November 2009

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David Letterman's wife Regina has told him she has had enough and sees nothing funny about his admission that he had sex with the women that have been employees of his show.

She reportly told Letterman that not only was he a creep but that he thought it was funny in making jokes about it for weeks now.

"I wonder how funny those people in his audience would think his jokes were if that was THEIR husband up there spinning jokes about how he treats people?"

She then reportedly told a source that Letterman then thought he could come back here to his wife and son and expect things to be the same. That she could never take anything he said was the truth.

The source said that she then dismissed the reporters with, "I'm thinking of a Top Ten settlements, Dave, that you can choose from. Let me say right up front that they're all way over the two million that the blackmailer wanted."

Meanwhile Letterman reportedly told friends that the blackmailer also claimed to have a stained blue dress, but no one laughed much.

"Hey, Dave!' shouted someone. "Your mother's on the phone & MY ears are ringing!"

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