London - (Chromosome X-Why? Fucter): The hair-raising tribute act could well be a greasy chip off the well-oiled Williams block if DNA stories are to be believed.
This weekend the doolally-duo's manager has denied any links to Wobbie, whose features are a mirror image of the ex-Take That! crooner.
As a struggling teenager Williams, 69, was once so broke he had to make deposits in the Allied Irish Sperm Bank.
Confidentiality agreements have meant that none of the lucky gals spawning his brats are ever likely to spill the has-beans.
But an X-Fucter win for the Jedward twins could see the mounting of a megabux lawsuit.
"If Williams has managed to slip one over Simob Bowell there'll be hell to pay for," an LA FagHagSlagMag editorial commented this weekend.