Huge "Woody" wows the US in Zombieland film but Janet Jackson refused to suck up to it

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Monday, 5 October 2009

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Woody wanted Keith Richards alias Johnny Depp to star in Zombieland, Keith refused because he didn't need the make-up!

The latest blockbuster movie to wow the Yanks is Zombieland starring Woody Harrelson, better known as that Zombie barkeeper, thanks Frazier, Cheers.

Only problem haunting the movie was the refusal of Janet Jackson to star alongside the massive "Woody", Janet denied the part because she didn't want to suck up to it after Jacko's death and his most thrilling masterpiece called Zombieland part 1, Thriller.

Wesley Snipes also refrained from acting in the comedy because of his past links with the underworld and out of respect for his recently deceased Zombie Brother.

Toyah Jackson desperately asked for a part in the film and was offered the part of a black 500 year old Zombie Hag, but felt the make-up for the role didn't do her nose justice and refused.

Never the less the film is break-backing all box office records and giant "Woody" is over the moon, Cheers.

In his next role he is to play the role of a "Gay" zombie cowboy who haunts the ghost town called "Fort Mans-Hole" which perished way back when when Billy The Kid came out of his closet and humped it with Jesse James.

Woody is no stranger to "Gay" films after playing Rock Hudson's double in that awesome comedy classic "Pillow Talk" because Rock refused to kiss, cuddle and jump into bed with Doris Day!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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