Hollywood - (Material Girl Mess): "It's a movie about Marge Simpson, you twerp, not Wallis Simpson!"
That was the only comment from Madonna-Kebab's publicist following rumors that the ageing fifty-something has-been rock chick is to star (sic) in a bio-pic about an international female style icon.
The singer is currently broke after shelling out $25 million in a divorce settlement to ex-husband Guy Twitchy as well as losing another $25 million in the Madoff Ponzi scam fiasco.
Her annual allowance from blood-father Pope 'Joe the Plumber' Raztinger has also dried up after Vatican finances took a heavy hit in the Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns collapse.
The Marge Simpson movie role is set to earn her 'at least $15 million' according to PR sources.
No word yet about who will play Marge's husband homer although both Will Ferrell and Jim Carrey are reported to have paid Studio bosses hefty retainers so that they are never, ever so much as even approached to play opposite the petulant Kabbala peddling croonette.
Britney Spears wants the role of 'Lisa'.
