Lamar Odom, Khloe Karkashian Tie Knot, Have Sex

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Monday, 28 September 2009


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Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have tied the knot in Los Angeles and have apparently ran off to have sex somewhere.

Apparently both of them are into this bondage thing, say friends, and they enjoy tying those knots.

The 29-year-old Los Angeles Lakers forward and the 25-year-old reality TV starlet should have been knot-tying by Sunday evening after their wedding at a private residence in Beverly Hills.

The bride was ran down the aisle by her stepfather, Bruce Jenner, who reportedly stated that he was thankful he was still in god shape as those two were really anxiously to get to the knot-tying.

Odom's teammates Luke Walton, Sasha Vujacic and coach Phil Jackson hustled over to attend the two-minute ceremony.

Kardashian appears with her family on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

She and her sister Kourtney also co-star in the spinoff show, "Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami."

Odom recently agreed to a four-year contract to stay with the Lakers this summer.

A limo was waiting just outside a side door with a back seat filled with ropes, when Odom hurriedly "kissed the bride" before the limo disappeared in a cloud of gravel and dust.

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