Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

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Wednesday, 23 September 2009

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Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies.

"For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to live on and here I stand playing with myself with my finger up my ass." Depp was reported as saying.

"I just don't have the enthusiasm that I had for the other three.

Most think it has nothing to do with the real pirates, the Somali pirates and more to do with his friend, Dick Cook, who was recently fired by Disney Studios.

Of course, Depp denies it.

A source told our reporter that Depp has began his romanticizing of the real pirates, about their courage against all odds as most countries have ships that could blow them out of the water in a second.

He then stated that Disney Studios could think everything over and let him know.

Meanwhile, he was heading for a couple of weeks on the Riviera where he could sip cocktails and "send up good thoughts for my fellow pirates"!

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