Raging confusion turned to mild acceptance this morning, as noted writer of satirical news whimsy, Duncan Whitehead, was found to be none other than the darling of gay TV hosts, Graham Norton.
Whitehead, originally from Fleetwood, but now living in a cardboard box in Savannah, Georgia, USA, has written some of the funniest stories in living memory - if you have amnesia - on TheSpoof.com, a site frequented by has-been and never-will-be purveyors of literary shite.
The realisation that he was TV's funniest 'funny man', came when the Lancashire lout posted an 'alterpic' of himself in the site's forum which, if watched for long enough, turns into his real-life identity, the frolicksome faggot from the telly.
Dunc was ignoring emails this morning, but that's probably because he's still in bed.
