Kanye West - Professional Party-Pooper

Funny story written by Stefano M. Stefano

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

In the aftermath of supposed-'singer' Kanye West running on stage during real-singer Taylor Swift's acceptance speech, during the live MTV video awards show, West has proclaimed his new life's ambition; crushing the hopes, dreams, and bright moments in the lives of other young people.

Professional crap-ass West jumped up on the stage during the live broadcast, and insisted that sexy babe, Beyonce, had a better video, and was roundly booed by all the big names and one-hit wonders in the audience.

It has so incensed normal people that the narciscistic douche that calls himself Kanye West has announced his new career, now that his musical career is over, so shortly after he'd just mastered playing four different notes on a Walmart keyboard.

"I'm gonna check out young kids with their Make-A-Wish Foundation plans to see so-called stars like Jennifer Lopez or Shakira or Liz Taylor, and jump up onto their death-beds yelling out, 'They're great, but Beyonce would be better! So you can't have your Foundation wish, kid!'"

Chugging back on a bottle of booze on the red carpet prior to the awards might have seemed like an easy way to explain the cretinous behaviour of a D-class 'music' star, but further investigation shows that professional ass-wipe West was actually downing Snapple, and not even a strong flavour, but rather a little fruity number.

As he smelled his own fart and thought of ways of bottling it to make money to replace his dwindling income, wannabe-psycho-barber West (check out the freaky ziggy-zaggy road-map design on his head) even suggested he might dash into hospital delivery rooms to proclaim, "You and your wife are great, but Beyonce is better!"

In the meantime, MTV plans to air it's own special, '1001 Ways that Beyonce Is Better Than Kanye Who?'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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