The foul mouth Gallagher Bros. have at last decided to stop punishing the world with their "stroppy" attitudes, useless behaviour and rather crappy music, thank Allah (who?)
The "Oasis" has run very dry and the brothers + the others are splitting up, YES, YES, YES!
This obviously does not mean the end of the story but for the time being the world will not be hearing the terrible, "John Lennon wannabee", vocals of Liam Gallagher!
Shalom at the "Oasis"!!!
Staunch Man city fan Liam explained his reasons for splitting up in the following statement:
"I've had enough of this bollocks, they can all go and get fucking stuffed!" The usual intellectual garbage that spews from the singers mouth!
Other staunch Man City fan and his brother Noel quoted:
"I've had enough of this bollocks, they can all go and get fucking stuffed!" The usual intellectual garbage that spews out of the guitarists mouth!
"Apart from that those fucking Sheikhs who took over Man City didn't invite us to sing at their palace in the desert by an Oasis, they can also go and fuck themselves!"
That's it Oasis worshippers, the Gallaghers have committed musical "Hari Kari" (as usual!) but you can rest assure, the reunion concert tour is on it's way, Allah forbid in the very dried out Oasis!!!
