Smiley Gyrus Still Willing to Go Extra Mile for Fans

Funny story written by The San Francisco Onion

Saturday, 29 August 2009

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Two of Gyrus' backup singers at the show.

Smiley Gyrus, the tremendously successful star of "Hannah Hannah Bo-Bannah," revealed Friday that "my mistakes are kind of a little bit harder because they are in front of millions and millions of people."

The 16-year-old was likely referring to the ensuing drama after she was unable to correctly spell "pornography" at the Annie Leibovitz High School Spelling Bee back in 2008 despite Billy Bob Gyrus' blatant prompting from the audience.

Growing up in the public eye, the ShoBisney phenomenon said she's learning some tough lessons, but stressed the importance of being a positive role model.

"I know that little girls look at me and say I'm their hero," said Gyrus as she leaned against a pole, taking a short break from a four song live set.

"That's why I give it everything I've got," she added, adjusting her thong before getting right back to work.

What a little trooper.

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