Susan Boyle To Do Scheduled Michael Jackson Tour

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Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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Apparently "Britain Has Talent" star Susan Boyle is going to complete the final tour planned for Michael Jackson before his sudden death two months ago, according to her manager, Sean MacBeth.

MacBeth admits that the show will be different but not as much as people would suppose, as it will feature the same background dancers and singers and have all the huge stage production equipment.

He stated that while everyone else is doing some amazing dance sequences, Susan will step aside after doing a Scottish jig and a dancer similar in size and shape, except for the face, who is a terrific dancer will be featured out front while the music switches.

Asked if Susan is actually going to do some Jackson songs, McBeth stated, "Of course. She'll be doing "I'm Bad" but she will sing it as "I'm Broad". Then she will do her own version of "I'll Be There" because it's a slow song and she can really belt those out."

"Then there's the Thriller episode which will have Susan starting it up and finally getting frightened and flying away on a broomstick as the Jackson lookalike comes out for the dance."

Susan will also do a Scottish Reel on "Ease On Down The Road" which will suddenly break into "I'll Take The High Road & You'll Take The Low Road".

This will be followed by "Wee Billie Jean" which will be different, but once again she will merely start the number off and then the singers and dancers and band will finish. There will be at least 50 dancers and at one time you lose her completely in the crowd.

"Near the end", states MacBeth, "Susan will come out front and do something entirely different, called a Boon Walk, backed by a bunch of dancing harvesters and a huge Michael Jackson poster will drop down behind her."

"Then a big finish where the whole group go out into the audience after Susan starts it off and they invite some of the audience to join on the mike, singing "We Are The World" while Susan remains in a spotlight on the stage and fireworks explode between her and Michael's huge poster...a very moving scene."

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