Written by NickFun

Tuesday, 25 August 2009

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The ghost of Marilyn Monroe expresses shock at finding who will be on top of her for eternity.

An unidentified, deep-pocketed millionaire was the winning bidder to spend the rest of eternity in a crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe, according to EBay, Inc.

Unconfirmed Sources managed to locate the new owner of the crypt. "I will be on top of Marilyn Monroe forever! How cool is that?" the man stated.

The man stated that he was very young when Marilyn passed away and this destroyed all hope of him having sex with the sultry sex goddess while she was alive.

"But once we're both dead I will be on top of her. I am a very lucky man!" the millionaire stated.

Ms. Monroe was voted the sexiest woman of the 20th century by People and Playboy Magazines. Hugh Hefner bought a crypt next to Marilyn's in 1992 for $75,000.

"Marilyn Monroe beneath me and Playboy bunnies coming and going all around me for eternity!" the man stated. "That's what I call Heaven!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Marilyn Monroe

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