Written by Bureau

Saturday, 8 August 2009

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"Where's My Mojo?"

Apparently, according to the Drudge Report, Michael Jackson's brain has been reunited with the rest of his body. At least somebody's brain has.

So now Michael's body can be buried.

Sources say that Jackson may be interred at Forest Lawn but it will be in an unmarked grave.

Now how many of you think that no one will be able to find that grave, the odds are 10 to 1 against you? You're the same people who invested with Madoff aren't you?

If everything else fails, the paparazzi will hire a helicopter to keep flying overhead.

Sources say that Jackson will probably be buried in an unmarked grave, but no one will know where because there will be a graveside service for his family, but only at a shelter there.

Meanwhile, Jackson's mojo has disappeared. Police say that fans or thieves broke into a lab where the autopsy was performed causing an alarm to go off so the culprits grabbed his mojo and left.

Also, a spokesman for the coroner says the little toe on his left foot is gone.

Someone asked, "Is there anything of Michael left?"

"Oh he is complete except for the little toe...his mojo..plus his hair."

"His hair?"

"Bald as an eagle. Perhaps they donated it to make those wigs for charity. But the rest of him is here. Well, the left eyebrow may have been shaved off."

Long time rock fans remember that Jim Morrison's mojo was never found and that there are many conspiracy theories to this day on what happened to it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Michael Jackson

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