Nikki Reed's Mom Has a Beard and Bushy Eyebrows!

Funny story written by The San Francisco Onion

Saturday, 1 August 2009

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Reed's mom in the early '90's

HOLLYWOOD, CA - Just what is it that attracts millions of girls to Twilight star Robert Pattinson? Could it be his chiseled face, or the hair that looks like has just woken up from a long winter's nap? Maybe even his tight-lipped grin?

According to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed, it's because "Rob is sort of feminine looking, and I think young girls like boys that look like women."

It should be noted that Reed's mother also has a chiseled face like Pattinson's, not to mention eyebrows that look like they were styled by Jim Henson and a rough six o'clock shadow.

Her grandmother on her mother's side is reported to bear a striking resemblance to The Cure's Robert Smith.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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