President Barack Obama, his wife, Michelle, and their two daughters, Malia Ann and Natasha ("Sasha"), announced they had formed a new hip hop band, The Momma and the Obamas, and released their début album, Sashaying over White Republican Corpses ©, Saturday afternoon. Within moments, the album soared to the very top of the Bilkboard™ Hip Hop Charts.
Ron Paul XV, CEO of Bilkboard Magazine™, told reporters, "We've never seen anything like this in 25-years in the political record industry. With Michael Jackson dead, The Mamma and the Obamas are poised to become the greatest (mostly) Negro band of all time."
Michelle Obama, the spokesperson, lead rapper, and honchette of the quartet, granted an exclusive interview to TheSpoof.com's Entertainment Reporter, Fr. Francois Dubois, S.J. The First Lady said, "We are deeply indebted to Frank E. Jordan, Poet Laureate of the State of West Virginia, for writing the lyrics to all twelve tracks on this, our initial offering."
"Having a honkey hill billy, whose great grandfather owned African slaves, write our shit just goes to prove the point that the Obamas are dedicated to the proposition that cultural diversity can make us richer than God," said the President.
"I mean, Dude, check out these lyrics from the title track, Sashaying over White Republican Corpses (c)," the BOITWH (Big Obama in the White House) rapped:
Glenn Beck's white ass is on the flo.
Ann Coulter's head is our pot roast.
They all dead now, they ain't no mo!
