Written by Sal Manella

Saturday, 18 April 2009

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Bling Dawg Ruby Shoots Mac Daddy Oswald Backstage

Texas hip hop superstar Mac Daddy Oswald was shot to death backstage following a concert in Vatican City yesterday. Rival hip hop artist Bling Dawg Ruby was immediately arrested by the Pope's security force, the Swiss Guard.

The shooting is the lethal culmination of a bitter feud between the two hip hop artists. The two had exchanged Yo Mama jokes and insults over the past few years.

In an interview just hours after the shooting, Bling Dawg Ruby stated that the decision to take the feud to a lethal level was made when he was unable to come up with a response to Oswald's latest insult.

Though he attended the concert, Pope Benedict was not backstage and was never in danger, according to a Vatican spokesman.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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