It was finally settled today, after a long meeting between Michael Jackson's mother and the mother of two of Jackson's kids yesterday that Michael's mother would take custody, that the family has decided that Jackson Hole, Wyoming was the perfect place to bury Michael.
"It's already a tourist place and we think we can place a museum with all that room that will contain over 100,000 of Michael's collected and personal items..and no, there are no extra noses, before anyone asks", stated a cousin of the family, Cousin Jackson.
There will be ten rooms that feature Michael's favorite stuffed animals, three of underwear tossed on the stage during his early years and 50% of the other rooms will be filled with Jackson items for sale.
The valley is thought to be named for David (Davey) Edward Jackson, a mountain man who trapped the area for beaver in the early nineteenth century. Though used by Native Americans for hunting and ceremonial purposes, the valley was not known to harbor year round human settlement prior to the 1870s.
"Michael would have loved it here in this beautiful valley and, with the passing of time, most people will forget that old fart mountain man and remember Jackson's Hole as the hole they put Michael Jackson into", stated Cousin Cousin.
"There are plenty of wild animals here and Michael loved animals. We must see that a petting zoo is placed on the property for kids to come here to pet."
"He loved petting too."
"The only town here that's incorporated is named Jackson so I see this as the very place for our family hero."
"Of course, there will be an eternal flame kept going beside the Jackson Hole."