Buddy Holly has communicated with the living for the first time since passing over to the 'Other side'. The original Rock 'N' Roll nerd got in touch with a local psychic and told her that he was "doing well" and to send his love to "mother".
Apparently Holly's mother got sent to Hell on a technicality.
The psychic said that she knew she was communicating with the legendary singer because he basically came out straight and told her who the fuck he was.
"I was shocked at first. I'm an AC/DC fan myself. But he seemed eager to communicate, so I listened", she said.
"He said that the plane crashed because the Big Bopper was a fat fuck and took up too much room. He wants people to know the truth", she added.
"He said he was pissed off that there hasn't been a decent movie about him and that they made one on Ritchie Valens instead. He said he saw La Bamba and thought it was a lump of shite. And he hates when people get him confused with Bill Haley and think he sang Rock Around the Clock!", she concluded.
If Holly had lived, he would be older than he was when he died - but that's a different story.
His records are still popular amongst old people in nursing homes and sleeping dogs.