Masturbating Monkey Inherits Neverland

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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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Anxious about media molestation, MJ's baboon bed buddy fingers his worry beads

The same media gossip mongers that drove Michael Jackson to his grave are reporting that early information about the Jackson will has Masturbating Monkey inheriting the Jackson Shangi-La. MM, media star almost as persecuted as MJ, refused to comment on the rumor.

Sources close to both MM and MJ said that the two self pleasuring primates were inseperable. They were often thought to be bed buddies and People for the Non Sexual Treatment of Animals long sought evidence against both.

Gossip around Hooeywood was loud with whispers that MM would use the MJ Xanadu as a sex research clinic to help Christian Conservative governors to stop having secretive affairs. One sign company claimed to already have a contract for a giant ranch logo of a monkey in the act of spanking a Republican governor.

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