Foxy Knoxy Stuns Courtroom; Knife Doesn't Fit

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 22 June 2009

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Foxy Knoxy's knife did not fit; will the jury acquit?

Accused murderess Foxy Knoxy looked just about convicted and on her way to a lifetime in an Italian prison where the cuisine is often excellent but has seriously substandard lodging. That was until a new piece of evidence was revealed in a dramatic presentation by Foxy's Italian lawyer, Giovanni Cochranista. Aw. Cochranista is infamous for last minute defenses as he did in countless mafiosa trials where he once proved that the decapitated corpse had no use for his head and so the damage was negligible.

In this case, he persuaded his cuccino the judge to allow him to have the victim's corpse exhumed and brought into the courtroom. Cochranista took the supposed six inch knife that Italian police presented as the murder weapon. The knife had been placed into evidence with the DNA of Foxy Knoxy and her dead roomate clearly identified on the instrument. Cochranista had Amanda knox place the knife blade into the wound that supposedly caused death and all could see that the wound was clearly caused by a much smaller knife.

The courtroom was sent into chaos as the observers, jury and court officers reacted to the new and shocking evidence. The judge demanded order as Cochranista triumphantly declared:" If the blade doesn't fit, You have to acquit!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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