Lindsay Lohan Wants Dad To Apologize To Ronson

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Saturday, 2 May 2009

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"Dad Needs To Apologize!"

Sam Ronson-free, but definitely not liking it, Lindsay Lohan actually blames her dad Michael Lohan for triggering her breakup with Samantha Ronson with those endless headline-making cracks about his daughter's boy-oh-boy great love affair with the British tomgirl, and now she's insisting Michael should build a bridge over troubled waters by making a fromal apology to Ronson.

Daddy Lohan's response, according to some of his friends "Over my dead body! Although she doesn't look so female on the outside, Ronson's got all the female attributes on the inside. Besides all that, she drinks like a fish and has Lindsay destroying herself along with her. I should apologize to THAT? I should apologize to this person who's so screwed up she takes my daughter too!"

Said a source: "Lindsay blames Michael's incessant taunting of Sam as the reason they broke up in the first place, and now she wants him to fix it all with an apology to her. But Michael's up on cloud nine about their breakup, so he's not going to try to fix anything."

"Lindsay's not a bad girl. She needs a whole new set of friends and get back to her career. Just look at what's happened over the last couple of years."

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