Washington, DC. - New epidemiological studies have found a never-before seen microbe replacing the "Leader of the Free World", President Donald Trump, with some conspiracy paranoia and total ineptitude facing the global pandemic that is taking lives.
President Donald Trump announced recently that he is halting funding to the White House Occupant (WHO) while his administration reviews the handling of the coronavirus, accusing the WHO of bungling the response and failing to communicate the disease’...
It’s like destroying parachutes on an aircraft and knowing the plane will crash. Dumb. It's like shutting off the water to a fire hydrant during a house fire. Dumb again. It's like sinking a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean. It is dumb, stu...
The World Health Organisation stated last night, that, according to research, men suffering from the virulent, coronavirus disease will experience debilitating symptoms far in excess of those suffered by women A WHO spokesman told a news conferenc...
Investigators are still examining the strange death of a Dutch cabbage farmer, who died of 'Over-Farting'. It is believed the man had begun a health-kick diet high in anti-oxidants and sulforaphane, believed to prevent a key cause of cancer. Howev...
Smallpox. Along with cholera, rickets and other indignities, it was once considered a rite of passage for many humans to suffer this killer disease with its 30 per cent death rate and legacy of pock marked faces for survivors. Those were the days. Days to which anti-vaccine fundamentalists want to take us back. Many of them are fans of discredited and struck-off British doctor Andrew Wakefiel...
Way back in the 1960's when the world officially acknowledged that people did have sex with each other, it caused a "Sexual Revolution" and the rest is history! After roughly 50 years of officially jumping in and out of bed with whoever one wishes...
Geneva, Switzerland - Members of The WHO came together this week to address concerns about growing health crises around the world and to answer questions about a possible upcoming tour. Frontman Roger Daltrey expressed grave concerns about wha...
ANKARA: At a conference in Ankara, Turkey yesterday, the World Health Organisation validated it's 10 point memorandum encouraging sexual relations with a fruit. The general consensus is to eradicate lonliness with alternate, safe and satisfying f...
World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...
(AP) Yangon -The long impoverished South East Asian nation of Myanmar is understood to be in negotiations with The World Health Organisation (WHO) co-founder Derek Zoolander to trial Facebook as an International Electronic Medical Record. Speakin...
The World Health Organisation spokesman, Dr D.Seez, has revealed the new diseases identified in 2012 to date. Along with the symptoms, and those most at risk of contracting them. Named Disease: HAJ (Had-a-job) Syndrome Symptoms: Being made redundant through no fault of your own, suicidal feelings, lack of food, and the disappearance of respect. Most at Risk: The proletariat, anyone not relate...
After years of thinking beer was made of nothing but fruit juices and water, Dmitry Medvedev has been forced to change his mind by the World Health Organisation. The passing of a bill by the Russian President which accepts beer is an alcoholic bevera...
GENEZA, SWITZ. - The World Health Organisation (WHO) have declared the E.Coli strain found in cucumbers to be 'some new crazy shit'. Already, tabloid papers have reported deaths in European countries to have reached the millions that they foresaw,...
World Health Organization teams quickly deployed out to farms and packaging plants to determine the source of the tainted tubers, and have reported a successful intervention in the inspection, cleaning and packaging methods of at least two major fres...
Marking a change of fortune and the experience of a new Manager and a new league West Ham are celebrating their move to the Olympic Stadium after the Olympic Games by renaming the club West Ham Olympic (W.H.O.) So there is no confusion with the Wo...
The World Health Organization, the branch of the United Nations that mismanaged SARS, malaria, tuberculosis, swine flu, and AIDS on a global scale, has declared that Post-Orgasmic Illness Syndrome to be the single-greatest threat to the boner-wieldin...
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