Written by Wire Piddle

Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Chaz Boner - Artist's Representation

Beverly Hills, CA - Reports are coming out of Los Angeles that the daughter of Sonny Bono and Cher is going to change her gender. Chastity Bono, born in...69, currently looking like she was separated at birth from the late comedian John Candy, has chosen to undergo a sex change operation.

Doctors say that if all goes well, Chastity Bono will be reborn sometime after midnight New Years Eve 2012. From that point on the world may come to know Chastity as Chaz. OMG. Ewww!

In response, mother Cher has decided it might be time for another world tour to pay for hormone injections/counselling/business cards for her totally alienated daughter/son...like..whatever.

Chastity's godfather, Phil Spector, record producer and convicted murderer, has agreed to give her his wigs.

"They won't let me wear wigs in the 'big house'. Which is a shame because without them I bear a striking resemblance to Niki Lauda just after his crash at the Nurburgring in 1976."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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