The Donald Fires Miss California

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Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Miss California Carrie Prejean has finally got fired by The Donald, according to The National Inquisitor! Trump, according to the Inquisitor, claims she was fired because "she hadn't been holding up her end ...uh..of the agreement she signed when she entered the pageant including offering burnt offerings and worshiping at my feet and I just couldn't put up with that, no matter how pretty she is or how low she wears her tops."

Trump also reportedly said: "Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wish her the best, which is me, so I wish her the second best as she pursues her other interests.

Miss California's pageant executive director's assistant to the assistant executive, Carl Childers allegedly said:

"This was a decision based solely on contract violations, including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to make more nude appearances on behalf of the Miss California USA organization as she did previously. Why did she think we selected her?"

"I told Carrie she needed to get back to work with the pics and honor her contract with the Miss California USA Organization and we gave her the opportunity to do so. Unfortunately it just doesn't look like it is going to happen."

So this apparently had nothing to do with Shanna Moakler quitting the show and the organization or former Miss Nevada, Miss Kansas and Miss New York threatening to sue the living crap out of everybody involved?

"Oh certainly not."

Ms. Moakler reportedly stated after hearing of the news, "My faith has been restored in the wonderful Miss Universe Organization, my lawyers and with The Donald."

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