California - (Horny Ass Mess): Weeks of schmoozing, drooling, cajoling, pleading and begging on his goddam sodding knees have ended with Donald Trump, 69, stripping Carried Prejean. In public.
Right from the start Prejean, 22, was adamant that the Miss California pageant slickover artiste wasn't ever getting his slimy Ivana Marie ZelnĂcková Winklmayr Trump-depleted dick inside her pristine, bacteria-free mouth.
"Contract violations my ass!" were Prejean's only words this afternoon as lawyers rubbed their hands with glee at the prospect of a fully televised multi million dollar sexual harassment suit on prime time coast-to-coast.
Contest runner-up Tami Farrell will now take over the Miss Calfornia crown pending an aural slob...er, swab! as a precautionary health check in the current swine flu pandemic.
