Donald Trump exposed... as a tool of sinister left!

Funny story written by nexus9

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Cabbages and kings from beneath America's Boardroom. (Nexcat Images)

"America's Boss" Donald Trump, star of his own "Your Fired!" television show may find himself in a media kerfuffle with alleged programming misdeeds. Insiders on the set have yielded documentation that some say is hard evidence for a progressive plan of control over the entire series from outside the Trump organization.

Details are specious at best at this time. However, what our sources tell us was that it was scripted to be Melissa and not Joan Rivers, mother to the red carpet team, that would win Trump's popular gameshow.

"She was preparing to go public, to out if you will the real power structure behind the Hollywood media leviathan." Our source told us. "They couldn't let that happen. She means well but they have to work within a paradigm to confuse us- it's the 'Jewish Hollywood Left' they want you to believe in as the real controllers. The Leftists themselves are being played with by the left of the left. And perhaps even left of that, the real players move about undetected."

"She had no idea how out of her depth she really was. Any way she would have answered, she'd of got killed. They already took her out of the equation."

The lovely Melissa had advanced plans to be the Boss' apprentice on a platform of brazen equality and equitable teamwork, exhibiting none of the personal control typical of her famous mother.

Noone can tell how the show will fare with it's 8th season behind it and it's unlikely we'll get the full story, perhaps not for years as it heads toward it's ninth and final run. Though even if these rumors are groundless, one thing you can count on is that America will be in the boardroom with the bossman and that next celebrity who gets to hear: "You're fired!"

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