Carrie Prejean Says She Only Wants To Marry a Man

Funny story written by howy

Sunday, 17 May 2009

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Picture deranged man sent of himself to Carrie Prejean

Miss California is not backing down from the answer she gave regarding getting married with only a man. She gave the answer on Sunday night's Miss USA telecast.

After giving her answer on Sunday night, Miss Prejean has been receiving horrifying calls from a man who says he is Carrie Prejeans holly husband.

When Carrie Prejean's mother tried to call the police, Carrie stopped her from making the phone call. She told her mother, "We can't call, I made a commitment to only love a man."

The calls come in at all hours of the day, and some calls have the man shrieking and yelling that God has brought back his beloved.

Amazingly, after three months of tormenting hell the caller decided to identify himself as the leader of a jihadist group hiding in Afghanistan.

The man sent Carrie Prejeans a photo of himself and said he has been married to her for the last two thousand years in heaven.

Some are upset that Carrie Prejeans has let this deranged man continue his delusional attempt to copulate her.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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