Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 9 June 2009

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Auto Erotic Primate chokes only his chicken in a later didactic episode of the TV classic

David Carradine as the wise martial arts guru of the old hit show Kung Fu taught his disciple Grasshopper many valuable life lessons about grabbing rounded stones from the palm of the master, defending the innocent and the defenseless with pointy sticks and rounded stones still warm from the palm of the master.

The pair traveled far and wide, high and low and hither and yon in search of 30 minute episodes to enrich savagely materialistic and pleasure addicted TV freaks with the ancient wisdom of the Orient.

A recent archive search of the unaired episodes of Kung Fu produced the tape of lost adventure of the teacher and his locust-like pupae. In this somewhat unusual plot line the master asks the pupil if he would like to explore the deeper secrets of the male human body.

After much reassurance and calming of the really weirded out Grasshopper, Kung Fu demonstrates some peculiar rope tricks and instructs his apprentice to cut him down should he reach too deep a state of ecstasy. Good ole loyal Grasshopper saves the old pervert at the last minute and tells him to pack sand while the youngster goes off to search for a much less grubby guru.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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