Stephanie Seymour, Peter Brant's Divorce Turning Really Froggy!

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Monday, 8 June 2009

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Stephanie Seymour and Peter Brant's divorce is getting really ugly a close friend has reported. "It's like the civil war going on over there!"

Apparently, police were phoned three times after the supermodel was shoved into a door by one of Brant's bodyguards and then frog marched through the house into the bedroom where the door was locked.

Lt. Barrie Jenner said:

"This is not the first time we've been out there, nor the tenth"

Stephanie's attorney, Mike Henderson, told The Tall-Tail Tatler:

"The situation has escalated to the point where Ms. Seymour is gravely frog-legged and concerned for her and her children's safety.

The scare and surveillance frog marching tactics going on here are dangerous and flagrantly criminal.

What's next? Gitmo water boarding?"

However, Brant's representative said:

"Peter Brant was 3,000 miles away in Europe and the African Congo with three other women at the time of this incident. He knew nothing about it and was not involved in any way, and even called to see if she enjoyed being frog marched through the house! So we have the record of his whereabouts. He also has the Swine Flu. Here's a doctor's statement. He's also in the first stage of Ebola."

"If he truly knew nothing about it, he should be livid with his bodyguards and get rid of them immediately," stated one of Stapanie's pals.

"It's sad when a divorce gets to the point where a mother is frog marched through her own house, even with the kids screaming with laughter. I feel bad for those three kids, especially the 4-year-old."

Meanwhile, Brant says he's now in the first stage, second act of Ebola. The stage where you think that Stephanie being frog marched through the house is hilarious."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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