Blind Valet Hangs Actor in Closet

Funny story written by Adam Click

Sunday, 7 June 2009

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Blind muscle builder Igor Slopsinsky is no stranger to happenstance. He once confused clown make-up with suntan lotion.

Bangkok-Actor David Carradine thought nothing of it when he hired blind muscle builder Igor Slopsinsky (Slo-Pinsk-e)for his personal assistant. Helping those less fortunate came easily for the famous actor, who in the past has hired a vertically challenged pole dancer as a maid, and a deaf-mute as a receptionist. Unfortunately Things took a tragic turn this time around.

Down-on-his-luck and eager-to-please, Mr. Slopsinsky seemed well qualified for the butler position. What with Mr. Carradines busy lifestyle and hectic schedule. Igor had had his job for only a few days when he mistakenly hung his employer out to dry in an all-too-literal sense.

The actor was found dead, hanging from a closet rod, strapped to a heavy duty clothes hanger normally reserved for hanging coats. The shocked servant was besides himself after learning what he had done. "This was the best job I have ever had!" he cried, "Who will ever hire me now?!".

In an ironic twist of fate, David Carradine will be laid to rest in the very same suit his man-servant was to have put away when the accident happened.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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