According to his only friend, Simon Cowell and equally loved Donald Trump have agreed that since so many people in fandom dislike them both, they thought it would be good for both the American and British people to finally get rid of all that spleen and venom so it would be gotten out of their systems and into the open.
Thus the pair have agreed to set a date to appear on the daytime show, "The View" stark naked and tell jokes about one of the world's favorite people, Oprah Winfrey.
"True" agreed the Donald according to his best friend, that thing on his head. "So we've chosen our favorite fat Oprah jokes. I mean, the dear dear lady has lost over a couple thousand pounds over the past twenty years and recommended nearly 50 diets to her many fans and look at her."
"It's simple, everyone loves Oprah and everyone seems to hate us so we decided to come on "The View" and give the audience a chance to really let go!"
"We'll even distribute shoes", stated Cowell, "and ripe tomatoes among the crowd because the Oprah fat jokes are a kick in the ass."
"Better not kick Oprah's rear, though, or you could lose your foot."
Producers of the show say they will be able to keep the cameras at the proper angles and in the right positions to get the daytime show past the censors.
Meanwhile, according to a fly on her ass, Whoopi Goldberg seems to think this is too good a thing to pass up and has decided to go starkers herself during that particular section of the show.
"I'm going naked too. Plus, if Donald is going to let it all hang out, I demand that he take that thing off his head!"
"Plus I got some fat Oprah jokes of my own."
No date has yet been set for that upcoming episode of "The View" or should we say, "The Sight"?
