Wisteria Lane - Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker has been caught wearing Revlon products and tried for treason.
Parker, 35, is contracted to Loreal for three years. Parker has a an air-tight contract with L'Oreal forbidding her to use any other make-up or beauty products.
Last Saturday at 11.03am in a drug store in Philadelphia, Parker was photographed picking up a Revlon Red lipstick and applying the rich, creamy product to her lips until they turned fire engine red. She was wearing a burkha to try and cover her identity but poachers camped outside spotted the trick immediately when they heard her talking to her famous football husband Tony Parker on her phone.
The photographs were sent to a police laboratory for testing and came back positive. Parker was promptly arrested for treason.
Her trial begins next month on the set of Desperate Housewives. If convicted, she faces a maximum 14 years prison term and deportation from the United States - even if she is a US Citizen. She will also receive a lifetime ban from hair salons and massage parlours.
Parker is said to be "shitting bricks" and her hair has turned grey with the stress - or possibly the lack of hair dye.
