Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on the winner of the 2014 Grand National when it was announced that Sarah Jessica Parker was expecting twins.
High Street bookmakers Bill Hill said "It is inevitable that one of the Parker offspring will win the race, and we have already seen suspicious betting patterns in the Hollywood area."
It is believed that Parker has been artificially inseminated with sperm from a previous winner of the race, an incident that she told friends was 'The best sex I'd ever had.'
Parker commented today, "It's not something that I will let upset me; you won't see me with a long face."
