Sara Jessica Parker of Sex in the City infamy reported that the mole she had removed at her Madison Ave Plastic Surgeon, Tits Enlargo has taken on a life of its own.
Parker told spoofderm that the thing had broken free and was out of the office before I could pay my co-pay. (For readers from civilized countries, a co-pay is a little like the ransom payment required to be able to go home and stay out of debtors prison).
The facial growth was first spotted by an NYPD patrol car headed west on 72nd street. Attempts to stop the mole before it got to Central Park were in vain as the unsightly brown mass used the 72nd street park crossing to lose the cops. The mole was next seen in the vicinity of the Delacorte Theater on line for the free Shakespeare in the Park. Theater security guards carefully tailed the mole after it had secured its voucher.
The birthmark had paella at Victor's Cuban Cafe with more Sangria than a mole of this size should imbibe. The security detail decided to take the growth as it staggered its way back into the Park. The guards reported that there was no struggle or resistance. In fact the bumpy brown birthmark began to weep:
"Do you have any idea what is was like being stuck to that face and having to witness all of that bad acting, not to mention when she was at work. All I wanted was to see some good actors speak some well written words. Can you blame me? When that doctor lasered me off, well, I was out of there!" Moved to pity, the guards allowed the mole to attend the play, later, got him a job as drama critic for the NY Post.Tabloids rumor that SJP's mole and Cindy Crawford's mole were seen together at Tavern on the Green.
