Hugh Jackman to have tool named after him

Funny story written by Bluebella

Monday, 11 May 2009

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The Hugh Jackman looks like a cross between a wolf and a car jack

Byron Bay, Aus - CEO of a prominent chain of hardware stores has announced actor and star of Wolverine, Hugh Jackman, is to have a brand new tool named after him.

The Hugh Jackman is a brand new, previously unnamed tool, which looks like a cross between a very large car jack and a fur coat. Inventors thought of naming the tool after the actor because of its uncanny similarity to a wolf-like creature and the similarity between Jackman's last name and a car jack. The new type of car jack will be used in colder countries such as Norway and Siberia and will make changing a tyre so much more comfortable for unfortunate motorists caught with a blown tyre in the middle of a winter blizzard.

The new type of Jack is covered with four layers of wolf fur and even features a white handle made of teeth like grips to make manoeuvring the tool that much easier. It is also compact enough to fit in the boot of a small car and affordable enough to purchase on a credit card.

The Hugh Jackman will hit shelves worldwide on 1st June, and if successful, the range will be expanded.

Mr Jackman is said to be delighted and honoured by the new tool name and plans to bring one with him to the very first film premiere of Wolverine in Sydney on June 2.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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