Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 18 April 2009

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Fond Memories For Matthew Perry

Former Friends star Matthew Perry has confirmed that we were right about him all along. He is seeking surgery on a repetitive strain injury.

"I've damaged my hand. I've been using it too much. I've been in my bedroom really bashing it. After all this time I need to repair my hand" said the actor.

Dr John Cole, an expert in this particular area, said "This is quite a common injury. Often men such as this suffer what we call 'Wanker's Wrist'. You are so busy yanking it that you forget that it could do you harm. Before you know it your hand has seized up."

Perry is desperate to get back to his old ways as soon as possible. "I'm using my left hand but it's just not the same" he said from the Nova Mews Clinic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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