The Apprentice has been pulled from airing the latest session!

Funny story written by QuakAtak

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

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Now, this guy's a real prick.

Sir Alan Sugar is said to be furious at news that tonight's episode will be the last. The BBC have said that after reviewing the first of the series they have decided that it's not what they want to be backing in a shocking twist. The Apprentice, which has been running with the BBC from its creation has been pulled because the candidates a 'just a bunch of pricks'.

Terry Bull, the man who decides what is aired by the BBC has said that this season's candidates are more irritating than ever before. 'This time they are ridiculous' he said. 'One of them is called Rocky! I mean, who calls themselves Rocky and then wants to be taken seriously?' he continued. Rocky, is a self made bakery owner from Yorkshire. He is said to be making more money than Sir Alan's offer of £100,000. Questions have been raised as to why he is competing.

This year features a model, an ex-footballer and some other idiots desperate for fame, most of whom left school earlier, are single parents or perhaps both, and yet have an incredible knack of getting what they want. Or so they tell us anyway.

The tasks this session had also changed. This year it has been more like orienteering than business focus challenges. In the second episode the contestants were asked to get the cheapest meal deal from a high street fast food store for Margaret, Sir Alans right hand women, to have in there weekly meeting. In the fourth episode they were told to get from Edinburgh to London, again, as cheap as they can. It appears that Sir Alan is really trying to make people aware of the credit situation surrounding us all, and judging by the tasks set out, him as well.

The program will be pulled after this evening's viewing purely on the grounds that Sir Alan as apparently lost the plot. He claimed 'this year we have really gone to the top, we only wanted the best, and we got the best'. It's when he says things like that, makes me wonder what he has been doing in the past.

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