Written by Smofie

Friday, 10 April 2009

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronsons relationship has been on the rocks for months now, so it was no real suprise when the star told me three days ago: "Me and Sam are over, We just realised we want different things from life and we will never be able to live our lives to the max if were still together, I will miss Sam she has been my rock but I won't regret this its hard but we all know its for the best."

The surprise came yesterday when Lindsay admitted to being involved with a playboy model. The pair were spotted kissing in a night club in L.A and since the photographs were realised Lindsay has also made a statement saying: "I am seeing her yes, its just a bit of fun were both two single girls having a good time"

Many readers have lashed out at the star accusing her of being "On the Rebound" and "A pathetic disaster" as she continues to suprise us with her "off the rails" lifestyle.

Her close friend Amelia however chose to comment on this particular story saying: "Lindsay wasn't happy with Sam, she is just having some fun as she gets over her."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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