Ex-Bachelor Andrew Firestone Is Now a New Daddy

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Sunday, 22 March 2009

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Passing Out Cigars & Telling Tired Jokes

From Bachelor to big daddy, Andrew Firestone was handing out cigars yesterday and had a lot of white teeth showing.

Andrew Firestone and wife, Ivana, welcomed their first child early Saturday morning, reports a U.S. Magazine.

The former reality star, 33, and the Serbian-born model, 31, named the 8-pound, 1 ounce baby boy Adam Brooks, after Andrew's father, Brooks, who is the son of Firestone Tire and Rubber Co. founder Harvey Firestone and grandson of Frank Seiberling, founder of Goodyear, great great godson of Steve Cooper of the only American made Cooper Tires.

"Well, we're all tired", commented Andrew, apparently a family joke.

"Ivana and my son are doing well," said Andrew. "Everyone is healthy and happy and I'm going to do a little dance so give me some room. I am ecstatic about being a father."

The couple tied the knot in July 2008 near his family's vineyard in Los Olivos, California.

"This is where the rubber DID NOT hit the rode!", yelled the dancing Andrew. Probably another family joke. Not all that funny, actually.

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