SEATTLE - Jason Mesnick, who was ABC's 2009 "Bachelor" spent an awful lot of time crying, sobbing, and weeping on the finale as well as on the two "After The Rose" follow up shows.
A reporter for The Seattle Voice-Crier wrote that "Crybaby" Mesnick actually cried more in the 2-hour finale than all of the teenage girls in Seattle combined cry in one week.
Even his three-year-old son Ty was embarrassed. He reportedly told his day care teacher the next day, "Mrs. Baltic my daddy crys a lot. I wonder if it's because he wants to be a girl."
Ty smiled as he played with his Dick Cheney action figure doll and added, "I hope not because I want Molly to move in with us so that she can start being the girl and so that my daddy can stop crying like a dumb ass."
Mrs. Baltic admonished Ty and told him that little boys do not use the word 'ass.'
Ty apologized and said, "Okay, I want my daddy to stop crying like a little bitch."
JASON "CRYBABY" MESNICK'S TEN FAVORITE SONGS
- Cry Like A Baby - The Box Tops
- Tracks Of My Tears - Johnny Rivers
- Crying In The Chapel - Elvis Presley
- Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake
- Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Madonna
- Crying - Roy Orbison
- Tears On My Pillow - Little Anthony & The Imperials
- 96 Tears - ? And The Mysterians
- As Tears Go By - The Rolling Stones
- Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
In related news. Next week ABC will be presenting "After The Rose - Part 3" on Monday, "After The Rose - Part 4" on Wednesday, and "After The Rose - Part 5" on Friday.
CREDITS: Thanks to Edna for the song compilation. Thanks to Barb for the Whataburger and fries. Thanks to Linda for being a great dance partner. Thanks to Salma Hayek for your unwavering support. Thanks to the Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders for always cheering their cute little you-know-whats off, and finally thanks to Keira Knightley for keeping our affair a secret. ;-)
