The Long Goody-Bye: publicists revise Jade's projected RIP to April 1st

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Friday, 20 March 2009

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Another 10 days?

Epping - (Reality Tv Mess): Publicists treating tragic reality TV contestant Jade Goody reckon another ten days or so of stringing it out is a distinct possibility.

"With so many G20 leaders arriving in the UK on April Fool's Day ahead of their summit on the 2nd the day would be a natural choice," the head of practical oncology survival at the Royal Mars Den said today.

"Besides at the current rate of PR cash register activity we could see a £££s shortfall unless the YouBoob! special lying-in ceremony video at Westmonster Abbey goes ahead for the first week in April."

Plans for a 48 hour vigil at Jade's coffin seem eerily similar to ceremonials last seen for the demise of the Old Queen Mother.

"Except this time round we get world leaders like Barack Obama and....er, er,...Gorgon Brown! - paying their respects on global primetime!"

Max Clifford is 69.

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