19 year old Alaskan male Levi Johnston has taken a one way trip out of his relationship with Bristol Palin. The exit stage left is rumored to have something to do with the discovery that baby Tripp's biological dad is none other than John McCain!
This reporter first pointed out the fact that Mccain had fathered two children by young Bristol. The first was implanted into Sarah Palin in a surreptitious surgery in the Alaskan capitol building.
The second child after another McCain-Bristol fling under the northern lights and the influence of some little blue pills was carried by Sarah Palin's daughter in order to teach her some good old fashion Christian conservative responsibility. Levi Johnston the unsuspecting and under achieving beau of Bristol was duped into taking responsibility for the baby down the barrel of Sarah Palin's Moose gun and under the influence of some CIA supplied rendition drugs.
Recent Levi happened upon the baby's birth certificate and found out the real truth. He immediately confronted the Palin daughter about her affair with John McCain. Palin is said to have confessed:
"My mother pimped me to that S-OLD-B so she could fail in her run for the Vice Presidency ...sob...now all I have is no high school diploma, a little baby, and no Alaskan or Arizonan man."