Mystery Woman In Rihanna/Brown Case Revealed

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Tuesday, 10 March 2009

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Tina Davia Or Whoopi

The Lady who triggered the fight that left Rihanna battered and bruised and Chris Brown an accused felon -- is either Brown's manager, Tina Davis or Whoopi Goldberg, according to a source who is usually correct according to many gossip websites.

The report stated the woman who left the three-page text message on Brown's cell phone is Tina Davis. Davis -- who turns 40 this month -- was rumored to have had a relationship with Brown when he was 16. Brown and Davis have denied it.

Another source says it's Whoopi. "He's definitely been making Whoopi. She doesn't even deny it. Just wiggles her eyebrows."

Law enforcement tells us the text message to Brown talked about hooking up later -- and it totally pissed off Rihanna. She slapped and hit him and he then brutally fired back.

The detective's affidavit refers to the text message as being "from a woman who Brown had a previous sexual relationship with."

Davis could not be reached for comment.

Whoopi won't shut up.

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