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Wednesday, 4 March 2009

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Rihanna may have spent the weekend in Miami with Chris Brown, but her family isn't quite ready for the tumultuous couple to reunite, at least not this soon.

"Everyone wants them to take a break, to cool off," a relative of Rihanna stated after the pair returned to Los Angeles together early Monday morning. "No one wants them back together right now but they're grown people."

"He's starting to look like O.J. more and more to me everyday", stated another.

The family thought that the relationship was over after Brown allegedly assaulted Rihanna on Feb. 8. The couple went their own ways for awhile - he went home and beat up someone who looked like Rihanna, while she recuperated in Barbados and Mexico - but the separation was short-lived. By this past weekend they were already back together.

"Let's hope this isn't another Ike & Tina affair", stated a family member.

"I'm concerned," continues the relative. "I don't want her to make a mistake, and I don't want her to ever go through this again."

But the entire trip wasn't devoted to the relationship. While in Miami, Brown did some recording at a studio and attacked a punching bag in a gym for two hours. "He was here to record, do a little gator wrestling" an agent stated. "He also spent some time Jet skiing at the beach and seeing the sights there."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Rihanna, Chris Brown




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