Rihanna Lying Low After Hospital Visit, Has Left Barbados

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Thursday, 19 February 2009

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"Rihanna Needs Some Time To Herself"

Rihanna is on the move and staying under the radar, according to a just released report.

ABC News has learned that the recuperating R&B star has left her native Barbados after spending time with her family and friends in the wake of the Feb. 8 fight that left her hospitalized and Chris Brown under arrest.

"No, she doesn't need plastic surgery", her dad reportedly told a reporter.

"People have been starting all kinds of rumors that simply aren't true. She was not kidnapped by Somalia pirates or aliens. Just in case those are the next things in the "Silly Sagas'. She just spent some time in the hospital for a good check-up and wants some time to recover physically and emotionally."

As was originally reported, her family had the 20-year-old whisked to Barbados early last week. Over the weekend, Rihanna's father, Ronald Fenty, told a popular magazine he had seen his "bruised" daughter there on Feb. 12.

"She's no longer in Barbados. She just needs a little time to recuperate. Leave her alone."

Rihanna, who canceled two shows in Asia last week, currently has no scheduled public appearances. Her agent couldn't be reached for immediate comment.

Brown's own publicist says the embattled singer has no further comment beyond the apology he issued over the weekend.

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